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Mark Gaudet

My Battle With Lime Disease

Sweet and sour taste

For some reason
I hate them

The green lifesavers
were always on
my shit list
just as the green
jelly beans
were

Lime juice is pretty
bad as well

Never put it
in my margarita
I'll know
my taste buds have black listed
all lime flavors

To me limes
are the bottom feeders of
the citrus world